“I’d Rather Be Saving Your Grandma” Funny EMS Tee
Price range: $17.63 through $26.20
Description
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This soft, breathable tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement for those who live to help: a clean medical star-of-life silhouette in deep green with a playful EMT figure and the cheeky line “I’d rather be saving your grandma.” It feels light on the skin and sits relaxed across the shoulders, so it moves easily from a late shift to coffee with coworkers. Wear it when you want to nod to your emergency responder instincts, share a laugh with fellow medics, or bring a bit of irreverent charm to casual days off. The subtle natural fleck in the raw-color option and the smooth print surface keep the look honest and lived-in — familiar like a trusted uniform, but comfortable enough to make it part of everyday rotation.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
– DTG printing for main graphic; DTF used for sleeve and inner neck details
– OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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